pro·fern·ity

I've decided that I'm going to put all my permanent features on this post, since my cheapo LJ account limits the level of customisation. Haha, I always win in the end, fools.

To http://profernity.blogspot.com.

Goodbye LJ emos.

I wonder if Matthew Hayden and Andrew Symonds have some sort of good-cop-bad-cop deal going on. 

First Andrew Symonds and the Monkey/Maa-ki-gate business, Haydos is all like, "It's racial vilification mate.  It's a shit word and you know it".  Good cop: Hayden.

Then he goes on radio and makes his "noxious weed comments".  Bad cop: Hayden.

Then this week, with Brendon McCullum's recruitment into the SpeedBlitz Blues (Why not just call yourselves the NSW Pigs?), Symonds is all philosophical-like, talking about how it's unAustralian and he doesn't understand how it's all going to turn out.  Good cop: Symonds.

And then he goes on radio and talks massive lumps of cow-dirt about how McCullum will be perceived as the villain, and how he needs the grace of Haydo's wife to help the food go down.  Buried within his rant is a salient point about how mercenary this whole 20/20 business has become, but it's so poorly expressed that it's not worth mentioning.  Bad cop: Symonds.

Then, Hayden comes out of the blue with generous words of sympathy about the state of NZ Cricket and how they are being screwed over by the ICC/BCCI.  Good cop: Hayden.

I am thoroughly confused by these two, they seem to have gotten their roles mixed up.  One's always supposed to be the bad cop, the other the good cop.  In any case, one is retired, the other close to it.  Let's hope they can sort this out before they begin their inevitable commentary jobs.

This was the year I realised that my taste in movies may be moving away from the comic book/superhero genre. By the time I had watched Iron Man, Batman Begins, and the Dark Knight, I concluded that I was momentarily entertained, but with no real lasting impressions. Furthermore, when I returned to watch the X-Men and Spiderman series, which were movies that I had adored previously, I came away feeling the same thing about those films as I did about this year's blockbusters.

I am going to tackle all three films as a single review, because the same issues repeat themselves.


IRON MAN (2008)
Dir: Jon Favreau
Starring: Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Jeff Bridges, Gwyneth Paltrow




BATMAN BEGINS (2005)/THE DARK KNIGHT (2008)
Dir: Christopher Nolan
Starring: Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Morgan Freeman, Katie Holmes (BB)/Maggie Gyllenhaal(DK), Gary Oldman, Heath Ledger (DK), Aaron Eckhart (DK)

This particular genre, of late, has begun to demand its recognition as "legitimate film". Given my lack of knowledge about this subject, it seems to me that this push began with the first X-Men film. The argument then was, and still is, that although comic books and graphic novels have a perception in the Western World as children's entertainment, it is a genre that is capable of telling stories rich with intelligent ideas and arguments, and capable of engendering an emotional response in an audience other than just "fun". Provided the right people were doing the right things, those same stories could be reproduced on the movie screen. It happens to be an argument I agree with. So in reviewing these three films, I refused to judge them in context of the comic book/superhero genre. It would be unacceptable to judge an aspect of the film as being good, bad, or average "for a comic-book film", because these are films that clearly aspire to something more than a genre piece.

With that in mind, here are my main points:

1. The need for origin stories. If these were non-genre films, the origin movies would not, and should not, be tolerated. Both Iron Man and Batman Begins suffer from being origin stories. A generalisation would be to say that not very much happens beyond the slog and grind of introducing characters and their pasts. A more specific criticism would be to say that although there are many movies out there where "not much happens", they are still required to satisfy an emotional aspect of the viewing experience. I found the origins of neither Iron Man nor Batman to be moving or engaging. To give an example, the Back to the Future Series does not succumb to making the first movie entirely about Marty McFly's origins. It's not necessay. And yet the comicbook/superhero genre seems to demand it. I would say that if both Iron Man and Batman franchises were seeking to counteract the conventions of the comic-book/superhero genre in this respect, they have failed.

2. The double life/secret love is a tired plot point. It is not hard to accept that by taking on the identity of a superhero, civilian identity is lost. Of course that means all former connections are either lost or warped into a connection of a different nature. This should not have to be telegraphed to the audience in a form of a B-plot. It is a waste of time and valuable audience attention because it is nothing new. And I am jaded and cynical. This was done with Spiderman, Superman, and Batman. The Rachel Dawes/Bruce Wayne plot adds nothing of substance, and is not required to give Batman a reason to catch the Joker. Iron Man does not have this plot point, but I have no doubt they will try to shoehorn it in, in later sequels.


3. Both franchises were ultimately saved by the performance of a single actor. For the Dark Knight, this was Heath Ledger; for Iron Man, this was Robert Downey Jr. All other supporting actors were definitely serviceable, but not outstanding. However, their performances were so outstanding in comparison to the rest of the film that they do not elevate their films as a whole. To give an example, when rewatching these films, I still feel no compulsion to watch any of the scenes that do not involve them, as they are that bland and uninteresting, and that includes all of Batman Begins.

4. Both franchises give a lesson in special effects. One positive point is the effort to minimise the use of CGI, and use real models instead. Nothing takes you out of a film more easily than bad CGI.

To summarise, Iron Man, Batman Begins and the Dark Knight were made watchable by individual standout performances and judicious use of special effects. They are widely percieved to be the best examples of the superhero/comic-book genre; however, when judged in a wider context of films, they ultimately do not stand up against other films in terms of dialogue, emotional impact, music, thematic treatment, or cinematography. They are highly entertaining on first viewing, but reveal nothing more on repeated viewings.

The following movies were watched in 2008, I intend to update the list when reviews are posted:

American Psycho
Batman Begins (review)
Be Kind Rewind
Chaplin
Clerks
Clerks II
Eagle vs. Shark
Futurama

• Bender's Big Score
• Beast With a Billion Backs
• Bender's Game

Good Night, and Good Luck
High Fidelity
Howl's Moving Castle
In Bruges
Iron Man (review)
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
Kiss Kiss, Bang Bang
Kung Fu Panda
Léon (The Professional)
Lust/Caution
Magnolia
Mean Girls
No Country for Old Men (review)
Secretary
Shaun of the Dead
Sunshine
Swingers
Talladega Nights: The Story of Ricky Bobby
The Dark Knight (review)
There Will Be Blood (review)
Tropic Thunder
Vicky Cristina Barcelona
Zodiac (review)

Rule 1:  No star ratings/ marks out of 10!  Movies cannot be reduced to a quantitative factor.
Rule 2:  Spoilers lay ahead!
Rule 3:  A disclaimer - reviews are biased in favour of movies where favourite actors/actresses appear.  I will come straight out and say that Robert Downey Jr. and Christian Bale are the main culprits.

Let's start with the heavyweight contenders of 2007 (Ok, so I'm slow to get around to watching movies, so what?)



NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN (2007)
Dir: Joel and Ethan Coen
Starring: Javier Bardem, Tommy Lee Jones, Josh Brolin, Woody Harrelson
Running time: 122 mins

Review:  Both this film and There Will Be Blood were filmed by the same DP, Roger Deakins.  It clearly shows, as both films have this beautiful sense of menacing stillness amongst the violence.  For the most part, No Country is a very intense, exciting and frightening film.  At its most basic, it is a simple story of a chase between a man who has absconded with $2 million in a briefcase, and a man out to find him.  I suppose what sets this movie apart from other films with similar plots is the character of Anton Chigurh (Bardem).  What is more frightening than a man whose motives cannot be understood?  He appears to have a very strict moral code which he says is why he kills the people he kills.  Yet they are not a set of morals you can accept for yourself, and as such the character of Chigurh has a cinematic flaw - he audience cannot be on his side.  In addition, we see nothing else of his character other than his quest.  What are his opinions on anything else?  How does he live?  How does he eat, sleep, give me something to understand about him.  This is a problem when he is the central character.  I found myself interested in his quest, but not emotionally invested in it, becoming quite the emotionless outside observer.  Ultimately this was a film which felt a little too shallow to have recieved Academy Awards for Best Film, Writing and Direction.




THERE WILL BE BLOOD (2007)
Dir: Paul Thomas Anderson
Starring: Daniel Day Lewis, Paul Dano
Running Time:  158 min

Review:  A few disclaimers must be made beforehand:  firstly, Stanley Kubrick is my favourite director of all time; secondly, I have greatly enjoyed the following PT Anderson films in the past - Boogie Nights and Magnolia.  Unlike No Country for Old Men, the story of There Will Be Blood is one so very rich and still very relevant to our world today.  In Daniel Plainview we have a character who is fully formed down to the finest detail - in all facets of his character he is the quintessential "self-made man".  In my view, the decades-long conflict between Plainview and Eli Sunday is a reflection of the American struggle between its traditional values (where the Church is community leader) and the enticement of untold riches from the oil boom of the early 20th Century.  Plainview is quite blunt about his ambitions - as we see over the course of the film, he will sacrifice anything and anyone that gets in the way of his success.  The matter-of-fact nature in which he does this should be a wake-up call to all of us to be honest with ourselves, and recognise the parts of us that are tempted to do similarly cruel things to others for selfish reasons.  What is as interesting are the changes that happen to Eli Sunday (Dano), who hides his greed beneath his role as the town's preacher, and is destroyed when this inner conflict cannot be held within any longer.

I could go on about this film for hours.  Unlike No Country, Plainview's motives are clear and fully-formed.  They are entire human motives as well, so in effect Plainview was a character I could identify with, however uncomfortable that realisation may be.  The beginning of the movie channels Kubrick in its stillness, its dischordant soundtrack, and its coldness.  Yet it is never shallow.  How could it be when such a three-dimensional character such as Daniel Plainview inhabits it?  In my opinion, this film was robbed of a Best Picture and Best Actor Award (for Daniel Day-Lewis).




ZODIAC (2007)
Dir: David Fincher
Starring:  Jake Gyllenhaal, Anthony Edwards, Mark Ruffalo, Robert Downey Jr.
Running Time:  162 mins

Review:  The tagline of Zodiac betrays the true theme of the movie - "There's more than one way to lose your life to a killer".  Those expecting a cops-and-robbers type movie will be disappointed, because that's not what this film is about at all, and to be honest, a nicely wrapped up denouement would be an insult to the tone of the rest of the film - the sense that despite all the honest hard work the principal characters invested into the Zodiac case, they were fated to fall short of any satisfaction.  The case would be forgotten by the public in time, but those who were in the thick of it would never regain the years of their lives lost to what may as well have been a figment of their imaginations, given their limited success in solving the case.  The decline of Insp. Dave Toschi (Ruffalo), Insp. William Armstrong (Edwards), and reporter Paul Avery (Downey) is slow and sadly inevitable.  In this sense I was as moved by this film as I was by There Will Be Blood.

Unlike the previous two reviewed films, Zodiac does not give away its tone through grand picturesque backdrops, or stylised violence.  David Fincher filmed Zodiac in Digital HD, and it gives the film a crispness that works to dispel common cinematic stereotypes of the 70's - the burnt orange upholstery, the acres of wood-grain Laminex, the excessive use of shades of brown in clothing, these are all still there, but where usually film has a little lack of clarity that serves to emphasise nostalgia, HD brings everything into focus.  It becomes as if you are in the moment, where this is how the world looks, and there's no reason to point and laugh at things because you are in the 70s, damnit, this is all cool and at the cutting edge of fashion.  In effect, what filming in HD did was to bring the audience into the moment, and also ensure that the audience is concentrating on the story, not the background.



Look at that.  Normally I would laugh, but RDJ still looks awesome.  I attribute 50% to Fincher's Digital HD, 50% to RDJ's natural awesomeness.

A procedural drama that runs almost to 3 hours is not a film you would expect to be a blockbuster.  And it wasn't.  That is no excuse for Zodiac not to get a Best Picture or Cinematography Nomination.  I sometimes wonder if the award-givers just looked at a list of the top 20 movies in terms of earnings, struck out the animated films ("Let's create the Best Animation category so we don't have to give Best Picture to Ratatouille or Wall-E"), then struck out the comic-book adaptations, then just threw out all the nominations to movies with critic credibility and at least moderate financial success.

The reason I haven't posted in 12 weeks is that there really hasn't been much news from NZ Cricket-Land.

Well, nothing that I want to acknowledge anyway.

First of all, losing to Bangladesh in an ODI.  I thought that was the format we were supposed to be good at.

Then losing to NSW-B.  I have to live in this bankrupt and decrepit state guys, don't make the experience worse by losing to its cricketing representatives.

And finally capitulating to Australia.  This last point wouldn't have seemed so bad a few days ago, but being the cocktease she is, the Black Caps got my hopes up by bowling well and dismissing AUS for 214 in the first innings.  Of course I should have realised that in the past year of test matches, it's always been the batting that's the problem, not the bowling.

This all sounds pretty dreadful and difficult to deal with, right?  WRONG. 

I am a Black Caps supporter.  Painful disappointment is simply a baseline.  Only truly agonising events like the 4th day of the 2nd Test vs England leave scars.  And even then they're only covering older scars, so I know eventually this scar will inevitably be replaced by something equally horrible in the future.

But there is always hope.  Hope has a name.  His name is Jesse Ryder.

Well, it's really fanboys in general that are at fault.  it just so happens that the latest group relate to the Dark Knight.  Guys, no one needs to see 15,000 TDK threads on Rotten Tomatoes which add nothing new other than they think it's the best film of the decade.  I do plan on seeing it eventually, but I fear it will have to be on DVD since I don't think I will be able to enjoy it properly while the hype continues to roll on.

Permanent Link - Mediafire (16:50 mins, 15.4 Mb)

In this episode: A classic one-liner from James Allen, a man well-reknowned for being as witty as a piece of Jurassic-era igneous rock; Cricket overview; my opinion on Ford's "redirection of funds" in V8 Supercars; The chaotic F1 British GP at Silverstone; and to top it all off, a hideous impersonation of Kevin Pietersen and Graeme Smith.


Download this episode - Right click and save

Permanent Link (Mediafire) - download mp3 (13:47min)

I start things off with a clip from Good News Week, then get straight into the NZ Cricket news from the past week - the mediocracy of the NatWest ODI Series, the profligacy of the prodigal sons Ryder and Franklin, the lunacy of having Associate nations playing NZ, and the idiocy of Michael Clarke.

Download this episode (right click and save)